Trololo to Woodstock: 3 moves

The internet’s a funny old place sometimes. Other times it’s just plain messed up. I blame insomnia. Somehow I made Bizarro to Woodstock in just 3 moves…

Fair warning: You kind of need to watch the videos, that could be 7 minutes and 30 seconds of your life you’ll never get back. What else could you be doing with that time?

1. Original Bizarro post, the trololo guy really starts to rock out at 1:30

2. Comments on YouTube makes reference to Lawrence Welk. Slightly disturbing, with a bit of a rag thing going on.

3. I’m humming the Fixin’ to Die Rag

Yeah, come on all of you, big strong men,
Uncle Sam needs your help again.
He’s got himself in a terrible jam
Way down yonder in Vietnam
So put down your books and pick up a gun,
We’re gonna have a whole lotta fun.

And it’s one, two, three,
What are we fighting for ?
Don’t ask me, I don’t give a damn,
Next stop is Vietnam;
And it’s five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well there ain’t no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! we’re all gonna die.

Tell me I’m not right.